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2016 Presidential Elections Thread

2016 Presidential Choice Poll  

44 members have voted

  1. 1. Who is your pick for President?

    • Hillary Clinton
      5
    • Donald Trump
      37
    • Gary Johnson
      2
    • Jill Stein
      0


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Crazy times we are witnessing. With just 30 days left to the election and the second presidential debate tonight, how's everyone feeling? Don't forget to vote in our poll attached to this thread.

 

A little SNL humor for you, if you didn't get a chance to see..

 

 

 

 

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