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This is true for Most States not just California)

California:

 

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out, bites the Governor and attacks his dog.

 

1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.

 

2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

 

3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.

 

4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

 

5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is free of dangerous animals.

 

6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness" program for residents of the area.

 

7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

 

8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack somehow and for letting the Governor attempt to intervene.

 

9. Additional cost to State of California: $75,000 to hire and train a new security agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.

 

10. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files suit against the State.

 

 

 

Arizona:

 

The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks her dog.

 

1. The Governor shoots the coyote with her State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.

 

2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.

 

 

And that's why California is broke.

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This is true for Most States not just California)

California:

 

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out, bites the Governor and attacks his dog.

 

1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.

 

2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

 

3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.

 

4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

 

5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is free of dangerous animals.

 

6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness" program for residents of the area.

 

7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

 

8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack somehow and for letting the Governor attempt to intervene.

 

9. Additional cost to State of California: $75,000 to hire and train a new security agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.

 

10. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files suit against the State.

 

 

 

Arizona:

 

The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks her dog.

 

1. The Governor shoots the coyote with her State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.

 

2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.

 

 

And that's why California is broke.

 

Well, that explains it! It looks like most of the country is like California.

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In Oklahoma we go out at night and hunt the coyotes before they get to close....

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Don't see many of them around here but growing up in upstate New York we saw them all the time. They actually called them coy dogs because they were turned wild dogs and not afraid of humans. It was open season on them.

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A guy looked at a Corvette the other day and said I wonder how many people could have been fed for the money that sports car cost.

 

 

 

The other guy replied I am not sure, it fed a lot of families in Bowling Green, Kentucky who built it, it fed the people who make the tires, it fed the people who made the components that went into it, it fed the people in the copper mine who mined the copper for the wires, it fed people in Decatur IL. at Caterpillar who make the trucks that haul the copper ore. It fed the trucking people who hauled it from the plant to the dealer and fed the people working at the dealership and their families. BUT,... I have to admit, I guess I really don't know how many people it fed.

 

 

 

That's the difference between capitalism and the welfare mentality. When you buy something, you put money in people's pockets, and give them dignity for their skills - versus, when you give someone something for nothing, you rob them of their dignity and self-worth.

 

 

Capitalism is freely giving your money in exchange for something of value. Socialism is taking your money against your will and shoving something down your throat that you never asked for.

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You ain't heard? Since the election California has threatened to secede. They claim to have the 7th strongest economy in the world!!

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xrac, you are spot on. I believe people need their dignity. Capitalism works great, supply and demand. If there is a need, and a supply to satisfy the need, we have commerce. If we leave it to government, they subsidize ideas that do not work, like Amtrak, USPS, Solyndra, shrimp on treadmills, water skiing squirrels and a bazillion other "good ideas". If an idea or concept can not survive in the free market system, it is NOT a good idea. This is also a repugnant and foreign idea to many of todays special snowflakes who have yet to experience anything outside their parents basement.

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You ain't heard? Since the election California has threatened to secede. They claim to have the 7th strongest economy in the world!!

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      It always amazes me when I hear about a technician who quits one repair shop to go work at another shop for less money. I know you have heard of this too, and you’ve probably asked yourself, “Can this be true? And Why?” The answer rests within the culture of the company. More specifically, the boss, manager, or a toxic work environment literally pushed the technician out the door.
      While money and benefits tend to attract people to a company, it won’t keep them there. When a technician begins to look over the fence for greener grass, that is usually a sign that something is wrong within the workplace. It also means that his or her heart is probably already gone. If the issue is not resolved, no amount of money will keep that technician for the long term. The heart is always the first to leave. The last thing that leaves is the technician’s toolbox.
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