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TSA Full Body Scan Data

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The T.S.A. disclosed the official Airport Screening Results:

 

12 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

 

Terrorists Discovered 0

 

Transvestites 133

 

Hernias 1,485

 

Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172

 

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

 

Breast Implants 59,350

 

Natural Blondes 3

 

 

(Also, not reported 330 congressmen have no balls.)

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