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Questions and Answers For Retired People

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Questions and Answers For Retired People








Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?



A: Try a bookstore, under fiction.



Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?








A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live.








Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?








A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt. ;








Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?








A: Tell him you're pregnant.








Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?



A: Take off your glasses.



Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?



A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.



Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?



A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.



Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?









A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it is the problem.









Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?








A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.








Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?








A: On their foreheads.








Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?








A: "Gosh, I remember these!"













SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?







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