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Ode to Santa and the Economy

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Ode to Santa and the Economy Gonzo 2010


There goes Santa, running for his sleigh;


He's gotta run fast to get away.


You see, the economy has struck the North Pole as well;


The elves are on strike, and his wife is giving him hell.


Now when Santa makes his appearance at the department stores;


It's not just for all those little kids anymore.


He's not going to make a whole lot of stops;


'Cause look out Santa… here comes the cops.


So off he goes, in the middle of the night;


To find those gifts, and get out of sight.


There's Santa, flying far into the night;


Carrying all those gifts, on his yearly flight.


With all the alarms blaring and the police giving chase;


Santa will be long gone, without leaving a trace.


He has to be quick to have it done by Christmas Eve;


So many gifts and so many places to be…


The presents will all be wrapped, and the tags will be off;


That's because Old Santa is very careful, not to get caught.


So look for your present on Christmas day;


(Just keep hush-hush if it's from Santa, OK.)


Now, I don't know if Old Saint Nick will stop at your house, or not;


But if he does … … … … … THOSE GIFTS ARE HOT ! !






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Edited by Gonzo

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