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12 Days of Christmas - Mechanic style

12 Days of Christmas at an Automotive Repair Shop

 

You know the song, so just sing along with me in the holiday spirit.

 

On the 1st day of Christmas my customers sent to me:

A cartridge for my grease gun.

On the 2nd day Christmas my customers sent to me:

2 Latex gloves, and a cartridge for my grease gun.

 

On the 3rd day of Christmas my customers sent to me:

3 Wrench ends, 2 latex gloves, and a cartridge for my grease gun.

 

On the 4th day of Christmas my customers sent to me:

4 Wire straps, 3 wrench ends, 2 latex gloves, and a cartridge for my grease gun.

 

On the 5th day of Christmas my customers sent to me:

5 Piston rings, 4 wire straps, 3 wrench ends, 2 latex gloves, and a cartridge for my grease gun.

 

On the 6th day of Christmas my customers sent to me:

6 Brand new sockets, 5 piston rings, 4 wire straps, 3 wrench ends, 2 latex gloves, and a cartridge for my grease gun.

On the 7th day of Christmas my customers sent to me:

7 Dash lights flashing, 6 brand new sockets, 5 piston rings, 4 wire straps, 3 wrench ends, 2 latex gloves, and a cartridge for my grease gun.

On the 8th day of Christmas my customers sent to me:

8 Engines leaking, 7 dash lights flashing, 6 brand new sockets, 5 piston rings, 4 wire straps, 3 wrench ends, 2 latex gloves, and a cartridge for my grease gun.

 

On the 9th day of Christmas my customers sent to me:

9 Coils a-sparking, 8 engines leaking, 7 dash lights flashing, 6 brand new sockets, 5 piston rings, 4 wire straps, 3 wrench ends, 2 latex gloves, and a cartridge for my grease gun.

 

On the 10th day of Christmas my customers sent to me:

10 Headlights blinking, 9 coils a-sparking, 8 engines leaking, 7 dash lights flashing, 6 brand new sockets, 5 piston rings, 4 wire straps, 3 wrench ends, 2 latex gloves, and a cartridge for my grease gun.

 

On the 11th day of Christmas my customers sent to me:

11 Gears a-grinding, 10 headlights blinking, 9 coils a-sparking, 8 engines leaking, 7 dash lights flashing, 6 brand new sockets, 5 piston rings, 4 wire straps, 3 wrench ends, 2 latex gloves, and a cartridge for my grease gun.

 

On the 12th day of Christmas my customers sent to me:

12 Trannys slipping, 11 gears a-grinding, 10 headlights blinking, 9 coils a-sparking, 8 engines leaking, 7 dash lights flashing, 6 brand new sockets, 5 piston rings, 4 wire straps, 3 wrench ends, 2 latex gloves, and a cartridge for my grease gun.

 

Speaking on behalf of the entire automotive repair industry,

Thank you to all our customers for their patronage. We appreciate it.

Have a Very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

 

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:) it only comes once a year...might as well enjoy the season stories and songs. Trying trying to get my editors to print one of them for the Christmas issue I doubt they will but it would be cool
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