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  1. This news isn't car related, but it was AWESOME never the less. I had a hole in one today. 150yd par 3... and YES I had witnesses. LOL

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    2. Joe Marconi

      Joe Marconi

      Really? Well, that's one sport I am not playing with you!

       

    3. Gonzo

      Gonzo

      I'll spot ya strokes Joe... LOL

       

    4. Joe Marconi

      Joe Marconi

      You'll have to play without clubs to even give me a chance!

       

  2. I'd like to say I don't piss people off, but I do. I'm set up in my shop to do electrical repair...not engine work, such as major oil leaks...etc... I don't pull engines, headgaskets..etc.. but apparently I ticked this guy because "some guy" told him I did after I told him I don't. geez...

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    2. Joe Marconi

      Joe Marconi

      Again, just kidding!

       

    3. Gonzo

      Gonzo

      Joe, I'm fixin to get pissed at ya... just kidding! LOL

       

    4. Jeff

      Jeff

      There's that Sum Guy again! Dude sure does get arpund!

  3. I've seen slow, and I've slower. But, in all my 30 plus years I haven't seen it this slow. It's all over town too. weird.....everybody said it's slow.

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    2. skm

      skm

      Been slow for 2 weeks, now today I am slammed

       

    3. Jeff

      Jeff

      Talked to the tool rep and 2 parts guys yesterday. It is slow everywhere here.Hope it picks up next week!

    4. Gonzo

      Gonzo

      now, I'm covered. every bay full, and not just little projects. crazy how it goes from dead to super busy. never get used to it even after all these years.

       

  4. Well my vacation is all but done. A few more days and it's back to the shop. This has been great... taking a few weeks off was just what I needed. By next weekend I'll be back to my usual articles and silly comments. Glad ya got by without me. LOL just kiddin. Take a vacation .. it's worth it.

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    2. ExclusiveAutoCare

      ExclusiveAutoCare

      Have you left Houston yet?! Our shop is in Houston.

       

    3. Gonzo

      Gonzo

      Yes, it was just a two hour delay for the next flight home.

       

    4. ExclusiveAutoCare

      ExclusiveAutoCare

      Oh, ok. Would have liked to invite you to our shop. Maybe next time. :)

       

  5. Saw this on a coffee cup, "I'm a mekanic, a mecanik, a makanik,... Ok, I fix cars"

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    2. Joe Marconi

      Joe Marconi

      I am the woryst spella on da plannet.

    3. skm

      skm

      Im rigt wit you Joe, took me munths to figure out I haddnt axeidently presed a kee on my computerr that was underlinning everyting with a red squigly line! LOL

    4. Joe Marconi

      Joe Marconi

      Now thats funy!

       

  6. 5 weeks after open heart surgery and I'm doing great, feeling better every day.  Lots of aches and pains, but... it beats the alternative.  Still can't drive, hopefully tomorrows doctor appointment will change that.  Next, is to see if the doc. will let me play golf soon.  Hopefully I can at least get outside, goof around on the putting greens and hang out with my buds.   I'd like to thank all everyone for all the kind words and prayers.  This is a very challenging thing to go through and friendship that you've all showed me makes it a lot easier to get through.     again... thank you.  

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    2. Richard

      Richard

      Great to hear that you're doing well. Don't over do things and as hard as it maybe, follow your doctor's orders !!!

    3. Gonzo

      Gonzo

      Here's the latest;  I've been allowed to drive and I can at least putt and light chips on the golf course.  No shoulder and waist involved twisting.  Which also means no driving stick shifts or even casting a fishing pole.  My full release to play golf is the second week of Sept.  Then, I can take a full swing.  I'll probably swing like a beginner...LOL... so much for my handicap.  At least I can now officially use the geezer T box.  LOL 

      I'm substitute teaching for 2 weeks, teaching A/C to newbees.  Should be fun.  I'm still doing my column and still working with the Haynes corp. writing and editing their latest repair manuals.  Since I've been out of the shop I've already done two manuals for them. They asked if I'd like to do it, I said yes.  It's turning into my major income.  All from the comforts of home too. 

      Working on a new radio show starring yours truly too.  But, it's a slow process and may never get off the ground.  In fact the week I went into the hospital that same Saturday I was supposed to be doing the pilot to the radio show.  Bad timing I guess. However, I'm supposed to be going to Ohio in a month to do some video work for the magazine company I write for.  I'll be doing one minute info spots that will go out on the net.  

      Other than that, I'm super super sore right now.  No surgical pain just the results of the surgery pain.  You name a muscle from your neck down and from the waist up it hurts.  It hurts to bend over, stand up, or reach for something.  Walking and talking... no big deal. Well, still get hoarse if I talk to long.  That crazy sword swallowing trick they do tears your vocal cords up.  LOL.

      Anyway, that's about it.  As you can tell, I haven't exactly been just sitting around waiting to heal.  I've been as busy as I could be to get started on rearranging my life.  Now... just sell the shop.  

    4. Jay Huh

      Jay Huh

      Glad to see you are recovering well. I've been gone from the forums for a while so surprised when I saw this post. This industry is really taxing on health- high stress and my family has a history of heart conditions as well.

  7. OK, I guess we had it coming. Yesterday 70's, today 15 degrees, 4 inches of snow and schools are closed. Looks like I'm stuck at the house.

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    2. CARMandP

      CARMandP

      Im stuck at home as well. Not good for the shop :(

       

    3. Joe Marconi

      Joe Marconi

      By the way...4 inches of snow...we call that "flurries"

    4. Gonzo

      Gonzo

      Our snow removal service consists of a one salt truck and two with plows, well...there are the road graders they break out if it gets deep. you know, 5 inches...

       

  8. Spent Monday working with one of the engineers from Zenith Motors at my shop. Zenith Motors builds air port shuttle vans that are 100% electric based on a Dodge platform. Impressive stuff. Had to learn to read computer binary because all there info on their laptop program doesn't use voltage or values most mechanics use. Crazy...but cool

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    2. Gonzo

      Gonzo

      The engineer they sent is the same guy who worked out the software program to fake the factory PCM to think it still was talking to an engine. Because they still use the factory A/C control head, ABS, etc... The gas gauge is now the voltage level, and the tach. is the amperage load. All done with tricking the computer by manipulating the signal to what the PCM could understand. Hundreds of pages covering every single code has been covered. Oh... and the engineer that did all of this... he...

    3. Gonzo

      Gonzo

      is only 28 years old. Impressive to say the least.

    4. Joe Marconi

      Joe Marconi

      Wow, that's above my pay grade. Very impressive!

  9. This week is going to be short for me. Helping the wife carry 50 (yes 50) show quilts to a convention at the end of the week. I'm the mule....dah not the quilter, that's the wife. Then when we get back this coming weekend I only have two days at the shop.... then VACATION!!! First time I've taken two whole weeks off, closing the shop (not the office) for those two weeks. Heading to Mexico, golf, ocean fishing, lay on the beach...and uhm...lots of Tequila.

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    2. Gonzo

      Gonzo

      how'd ya guess Joe? Unless it's bottled water (sealed) I stick with the Tequila.

       

    3. Joe Marconi

      Joe Marconi

      Well, due to the water, Tequila is the logical choice...you know...for medicinal reasons...right?

       

    4. Gonzo

      Gonzo

      logical choice. I'll be sure to let ya know how my analysis of the differences between water and Tequila go. As I always say,"Test first, test second, and when in doubt...test a third time." They'll be a lot of tests taken I'm sure.

  10. Week 7 from busy shop owner/mechanic/writer to an open heart surgery survivor.  

    Just started rehab.  Oh what fun that is.  Picture this, I'm in a room with a bunch of 90 year old guys with pace makers and wearing a bib with your first name on it which holds your heart monitor while barely pedaling their exercise machines and googly eyeing the pretty nurses.  Yea, those heart monitors are recording their real heart rates.  LOL.  Me, I'm trying to get my strength back so I'm concentrating on keeping the rpms up and let the nurses watch the screen and tell me when I'm over doing it based on the heart monitoring I'm also wearing. (Yea, mine says Gonzo on it) 

    I've got one more day of teaching, which I've got to admit I think I'm really cut out to be a teacher.  Did a quiz on naming A/C components (which is part of the class schedule) along with several A/C gauges mocked up that they have to give the most likely diag. on what the gauges show. (Hi and Lo gauge readings) Then. they have to draw a complete A/C system using a fixed orfice tube and all the components, and direction of flow, showing the liquid and gas.  

        Out of 15 students. 12 got a 100. two with 75, and one kid got a 60 (he has only showed up three or four times. and the ones that got the 75 come in late everyday)  I think that's a pretty good return on a teachers effort if ya asked me. 

    Anyway, I can't go back to the shop until the middle of Sept. according to the doctors. So. I've turned in anything that I have to pay a monthly or weekly fee, such as uniforms, and any other rental type stuff including any cleaning services etc...   no sense in paying for something I'm not using. 

    Come mid Sept.  I've got to decide... go back to work, run the shop, maybe hire in, maybe not.  Or do I sell out, sell off. and retire.  Assuming my other side line work, manual writing, webinars, column, and sub. teaching is a better way to finish out the last of my working years.  Heck, I might even be able to travel a bit and visit all you guys that read all the crappy stuff I write. LOL  The real sad part is its most likely that I probably won't make a whole lot on the sale of the shop or equipment due to the economy, but I've got some really great equipment that has been well cared for considering only one person has operated and cared for most of it. (namely me)

    Any thoughts and words of wisdom or suggestions would be encouraging.  It's a tough decision to make after 33 years in business.   

     But, it's truly something to even be here... when you considered I actually died on two different occasions as they tried to fix my heart problem ... I've got a lot to be thankful for. 

     

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    2. skm

      skm

      Follow your heart! I know yours is still on the mend but once it gets stronger you will make the right choice.. Remember all good things must come to an end, but with every end there is a beginning . Take your time decide what is most important in life and go from there. Sometimes we need to stop and smell the roses or at least slow enough to get a whiff as we pass by !

    3. Gonzo

      Gonzo

      Financially this is a mess, but fortunately I'm managing.  It's looking more like a sell off than a sale.  I'm almost certain that I won't be going back to the shop to work. For many reasons, but here's a perfect example of things I can't control coming through the front door of the shop until they've presented themselves.  But by then... the blood pressure has gone up.  My wife was down at the shop taking care of some paper work when a rather rude guy walked in the lobby even with the closed sign up and a note about my condition.  He tells her, "I've been here five different times already and the door has been locked where is he? I need my electric seat worked on!"  My wife explained to him the situation but that didn't seem to phase him.  "So when is he going to be back?"  She told him that I was more than likely not going to be back but maybe in a consulting aspect sometime in Sept.  That wasn't good enough for him.  He wanted something NOW.  She finally had to ask him to get out. He storms out the door ticked off and muttering something about the BBB. 

      It's those kind of "daily" arseholes I seem to run across, that are really making the decision for me.  People and their attitudes like this guy, are one of the many reasons your blood pressure can climb.  I don't need it, don't want it, and don't want to deal with it.  Time to cool down, slow down, and relax away from all the stress.  Doctor said, "Lower your stress."  I think I'll take his advise. 

       

    4. skm

      skm

      I hear ya ! People even my wife doesn't understand the stress these kind of people put on you, and then the worst ones are the waiters.. I can't stand them , I get out of my car with my hands full off stuff (lunch etc) and they are approaching me asking me stuff or just saying " I wanted to let you know I am here" well no shit sherlock I can see you ! I usually walk right by them without saying a word.. but when they are there it always makes the job harder since you have them breathing down your neck, some things like taking door panels off and stuff like that at times is a little rough and makes a lot of noise like things are breaking. I don't need that with the owner over my back, then you feel rushed or pressured even though they tell you no rush .. yea no rush then why the hell are you still waiting here. no rush means you can drop it off and pick it up when I am done. It is a lot more stressful than people think that is for sure.

       

  11. Well, might as well make it official.  I'm selling the shop and or parting it out.  Most likely parting it out.  After much thought has been put into it I've decided to go the route of writer/teacher for my next leg of automotive.  After 33 years of running a shop I guess you could say... I've seen it done it and own lots of T shirts. 

    Equipment wise I've got most everything up for sale.  Including a few specialty tools that aren't even around anymore.  Such as a gauge tester for anything from 95 on back... Very handy.  I'll try to put together a list... but if there is something you'd like to know if I have one... send me a message.  I'll get back to you. 

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    2. Gonzo

      Gonzo

      Yep, a bit hard to swallow.  Haven't find a buyer, either it's been priced wrong, or there isn't a buyer for this type of shop.  But, I agree, for me... closing the shop is the best action to take.  If I was ten years younger I'd be back at it and under the hood.  But, not now.  Slowing down, is just one part of getting older.  The other is, I really enjoy the teaching as well as the writing.   

    3. skm

      skm

      as one door closes another one opens.. I know it must of been a hard decision, well maybe lol.. but looks like you have many more doors opened in front of you. I look forward to reading and hearing your new adventures. Don't worry I am sure you will catch a rant from me every once in awhile keeping you in touch with the craziness you smartly decided to leave behind.

      Good luck bud! 

    4. Jeff

      Jeff

      Good luck Gonzo...maybe ya could team up with Sum Guy and supervise his mobile services! LOL. Be well friend.

       

  12. Had a rather interesting week. Hardly any work, the big lift blows a seal, and the heater goes out at the house. wonderful ...

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    2. Gonzo

      Gonzo

      Yep, another day... I checked lol

    3. xrac

      xrac

      FOR me Mon-We'd was dead and Thurs.-Sat. Was crazy busy.

    4. Gonzo

      Gonzo

      house heater - dirty flame sensor - 225.00 lift seals - both shafts redone - 450.00. Profit for the week - zip... the fact that I made it through the week without going nuts...priceless

  13. April 1st, wow. it was 30 years ago today that I opened my repair shop. Do I still think it was foolish?? hmmm, I'll let ya know in another 30.

    1. Joe Marconi

      Joe Marconi

      You opened your repair shop on April Fools day???? That explains a lot....

    2. Gonzo

      Gonzo

      :) yes, yes I did. kinda ironic don't ya think...?
    3. Joe Marconi

      Joe Marconi

      Ironic, yes....and then some...

  14. Back from the convention. This is definetly one convetion to go to. Got a lot of emails and text msgs from people who stopped by the booth. Was really great to meet everyone. See ya there next year for sure!

    1. Gonzo

      Gonzo

      And, Joe, I even had a few guys mention your name. LOL Was really great to talk shop with everyone.

    2. Joe Marconi

      Joe Marconi

      Really, I have to make it a point to get to more shows, it's a 2 years.

       

    3. Gonzo

      Gonzo

      it's every year the same time each year

  15. Heading to Florida, I'll be in the Orlando area at the Caribe Royale hotel attending the MACS convention. Gotta learn some new smart stuff.

    1. Joe Marconi

      Joe Marconi

      Need someone to carry your bags??? We got another 18 inches of snow. We forgot what's it like to run a repair shop at this point.

    2. Gonzo

      Gonzo

      I turned away a bunch of work yesterday that I didn't want to get stuck in the middle of and be away for an entire week. You could always commute to my shop until the snow is gone. A snow bird mechanic! ROFL.

    3. xrac

      xrac

      Gonzo have fun.

       

  16. this Florida weather is awesome!!!

    1. Joe Marconi

      Joe Marconi

      THANKS for sharing that! It was -11 degrees this morning, Do you care?

    2. John Pearson

      John Pearson

      I care thats warm!!

       

    3. Gonzo
  17. Today, April Fools Day, is the day I opened my shop 33 years ago. I'm still foolin' them...they think I'm a mechanic or something. ROFL

    1. Joe Marconi

      Joe Marconi

      Well, knowing that explains a lot!

       

    2. Gonzo

      Gonzo

      I'm just a fool with tools

    3. Joe Marconi
  18. Just bought an IDS Ford factory scanner... awesome tool, who else has one?

    1. Brianp

      Brianp

      I looked at them but got scared away when I heard they were going to be no longer using them.

    2. Gonzo

      Gonzo

      there is a new one coming out but the IDS will still be useable, all the way back to 95... anything older I've got the NGS to cover that. I had to get the reprogramming part and to complete my information on the BCM info. I do more body mods and electrical systems. not near that much in engine or transmission. so I had to spring for it.

    3. Brianp

      Brianp

      I agree its still an awesome tool. great for 6.0diesels also.

  19. Just got back from a week in Florida shooting video spots for AVI. Glad to be home again.

    1. xrac

      xrac

      Glad you are back!

       

    2. Gonzo

      Gonzo

      Thanx Frank, glad to be back. Rough flight back into Tulsa. We got diverted to Wichita because of the severe storm at the time we entered Tulsa's air space. Hell of a ride home.

    3. Joe Marconi

      Joe Marconi

      Welcome back Gonzo!

       

  20. Thanks for all the kind words and prayers. And, yes as things to do... all shall pass...even a large kidney stone. For those who are wondering and want the TMI side of the story. The stone is too big to slide through a standard drinking straw without being forced through. Yea...tell me about it. It friggin hurt like you wouldn't believe. Well, it's back to recovery, video work, writing, general shop duties, and everything else. In two weeks I visit "the" doctor

    1. Joe Marconi

      Joe Marconi

      Well, you are tough old Marine, you can take it! Right? I hope?

    2. Gonzo

      Gonzo

      Old marines don't die... they just change duty stations. Yep, I'm a tough old bird. Hard to keep me down. It was rough and I don't want to try it again. but I will, if I have too.

       

    3. xrac

      xrac

      Wow! That was a giant stone.

  21. A guy came in today and said, "The battery has to be recharged in my all electric car. Especially if I drive it a lot. I must have a battery drain then." Yes...I'm sure you do.

    1. Joe Marconi

      Joe Marconi

      Hey Gonzo...If I drive my car a lot, will I have to fill it up with gas again? Just asking.

    2. Gonzo

      Gonzo

      no silly, and you never have to do any maintenance either. cars last forever don't ya know.

       

    3. Joe Marconi

      Joe Marconi

      Thanks Gonzo...I can always rely on you for an honest response.

  22. So, what's wrong with a car with 255k on the dial, greasy hand prints all over it, and the engine is covered in gunky greasy slime. But, the owner says their regular mechanic thinks it's "electrical"...

    1. Gonzo

      Gonzo

      BTW, the battery is dead, the rotors are rusted, and the timing cover is off... ah, dah...

       

    2. xrac

      xrac

      I have that car in the shop. The dash is also torn apart. They thought it was electrical but it is actually a timing belt.

    3. Joe Marconi

      Joe Marconi

      Gonzo, When you hit the wall in your diagnosis...blame it on "Electrical"

  23. Crazy week... From a 66 T Bird to a 2011 F150. A test light on one and a scanner on the other. But, both with the same problem... no pwr windows. It's amazing how the technology has changed. What's next? wireless windows???? LOL

    1. Jeff

      Jeff

      Fighter jet tech..combined with I dream of Jeannie. Just blink your eyes!!

    2. Gonzo

      Gonzo

      like the fighter jet, prefer the genie.

    3. Joe Marconi

      Joe Marconi

      Agree with Gonzo

       

  24. Today is the 13th. Lucky 13 for me. It's my anniversary. 22 years with the wife. We did the same thing we did 22 years ago. Golf and quilting, only difference is she went quilting, and I went golfing. Ah, how love changes things with so many years together. LOL She's still the best and I wouldn't change a thing.

    1. Joe Marconi

      Joe Marconi

      Congratulations! Sounds like a perfect relationship.

    2. xrac

      xrac

      Congratulations!

       

    3. Alex

      Alex

      Congrats!

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