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Posted 06 March 2010 - 09:27 AM

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a car when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the Garage.

"Hey, Doc, want to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the engine.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its' heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic..........

"Try doing it with the engine running."
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Posted 06 March 2010 - 11:41 AM

View Postautoguy, on 06 March 2010 - 08:27 AM, said:

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a car when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the Garage.

"Hey, Doc, want to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the engine.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its' heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic..........

"Try doing it with the engine running."

I think the doctor has it easier.... he only has two models to work with and his equipment keeps improving... wish I had that kind of luck... LOL
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Posted 06 March 2010 - 02:27 PM

View PostGonzo, on 06 March 2010 - 10:41 AM, said:

I think the doctor has it easier.... he only has two models to work with and his equipment keeps improving... wish I had that kind of luck... LOL


Besdides the doctor has never had to deal with Swedish or German or Italian engineering! :lol:
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Posted 06 March 2010 - 02:42 PM

View Postxrac, on 06 March 2010 - 01:27 PM, said:

Besdides the doctor has never had to deal with Swedish or German or Italian engineering! :lol:

And they call his business........... A "practice" ......... go figure... If I would say that to one of my customers... I wouldn't have a customer any longer...
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Posted 06 March 2010 - 05:13 PM

View PostGonzo, on 06 March 2010 - 01:42 PM, said:

And they call his business........... A "practice" ......... go figure... If I would say that to one of my customers... I wouldn't have a customer any longer...

I should send you the story I wrote about the differences between a doctor and a mechanic...
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Posted 07 March 2010 - 05:36 PM

View PostGonzo, on 06 March 2010 - 10:13 PM, said:

I should send you the story I wrote about the differences between a doctor and a mechanic...


I love that joke. I actually told it to a doctor friend of mine.
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